11/02/2003

Okay, now tell me if this isn't truly odd. Tonight I dreamed about sitting high up in a tree with these chimpanzees, only they had big parrot beaks instead of mouths. One of them was squeezing me to death and trying to rip my head off. They wanted to know about Einstein.

This is amusing in the cold light of logic but you weren't there feeling these hairy arms wrapped around your head, twisting while you tried to resist. I woke up about ready to scream.

What a bunch of parrot-beaked chimpanzees would want with the theory of Relativity I have no idea. At any rate, kix are for trids and so I didn't say the magic formula.

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