Greetings, my fellow dimensionally challenged lifeforms. Today is a momentous day. After 8 years I am finally paying off my truck.

Of course as per Murphy's Law a major malfunction will undoubtedly happen on the way out of the credit union parking lot. The transmission will fall out or the engine will blow up, or some such. I have had no signs of anything but this is Murphy's Law. It doesn't have to give notice. Or warning.

At any rate, should the truck still function I will then go have something to eat... must resist the pull of tomato and mozarella salad... must resist...

Anyway, it is a good thing. That's 212 clams a month I'll have extra.

After 8 years, the Truck Amuck is finally paid off. Wonders may never cease.