THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT MY NEW CAR WILL LOOK LIKE WHEN I TAKE DELIVERY OF IT IN JUNE OR JULY.

I ordered my new car today.

They have to special order it. It's being built in Japan. JAPAN. I thought they didn't build Japanese cars in Japan anymore, at least not for the American market. MY CAR IS BEING BUILT BY THE WACKY JAPANESE. Which is a good thing. It should be built by the Wacky Japanese. It's a Wacky Japanese Car, with it's Durante-like schnozzola.

Remember... I *LIKE* the Wacky Japanese. They give us cool things. Like robots that run and dance and do tai-chi and roller skate and recognize themselves in mirrors. And they gave us Ramen.

So I already like my car.

Details: 2007 Toyota Yaris hatchback, 5 speed manual transmission. Color: Meteorite Metallic. ABS Brakes, keyless entry, AM/FM/CD player with IPod jack (standard equipment, baby, YEAH!). AIR CONDITIONER (standard, baby!). Enough airbags to make it look like an explosion in a marshmallow factory if I ever crash it. And enough storage space inside to take a week-long trip by stuffing my clothes in the storage compartments instead of a backpack. (The website boasts about "20 different storage compartments including 7 cupholders". When the car itself at most will seat 5 people. Those Wacky, WACKY Japanese! I love'em!)

So I will have a new car soon.

AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!