Do the dead walk? If you worked where I work you wouldn't need to ask that question.

Given that ten years ago I was celebrating this day with a coven of witches, perhaps I've gotten old and stodgy. I shall be working tonight. But perhaps I can get a laff or two in if anyone comes to my door wanting candy tonight. Prime candy-extorting time is during my sleeping time. A naked fat woman with a headfull of Medusa-like hair would scare the hell out of nearly anyone. Maybe if I come to the door with my katana and say something like, "Oh good, you're just in time. Would you mind kneeling, it makes it easier to get to the neck."

Well, if you're going to ignore the "DO NOT DISTURB -- NIGHT SHIFT WORKER!" sign, you get what you deserve.