You may be wondering what's going on with the CGaW lately.

Saw him again last night first time since Saturday and nearly gave the whole game away by grinning like a loon on acid -- he's wearing glasses now! And of course he's one of those people who only look 10 times better with glasses! I was having to surreptitiously reel in my tongue. Try sitting across a lunch room table from that! I swear the boy was being provocative on purpose. I'm supposed to be a Jedi, fragnabbit! I'm not supposed to be contemplating diving across the table at him just because he's eating chocolate chip cookies! Considering we were discussing the deplorable actions of the Children's Television Network in their intent to make Cookie Monster politically correct, it's like spiritual vertigo! He thinks they'll never get rid of Burt and Ernie, by the by, because they're supposed to represent gays. I say that's exactly why they will, given the current uber-conservative repressive social climate. Ernie was my favorite as a child. What a subversive guy!

And anway, the CGaW thought it amusing and agreed when I said that losing my hands and the ability to type would be worse than death for me.

None of this changes the fact that I'm still 12 years older than he is, I'm still a lecherous old woman, and I still have no business chasing him.


Well. I promised myself food that wasn't hamburgers today so I'm off to run myself through the decontamination unit.


Next thing you know they'll be making Oscar clean up the can. Sesame Street ain't what it used to be.