Homeworld Bound
(to the tune of Simon & Garfunkel's "Homeward Bound")


I'm sittin' in the spaceport station
Got a ticket for my destination
On my way in a moonbuggy van
My stun gun and tools in hand
And every stop is neatly planned
For a mechanic and a four-armed man

Chorus
Homeworld Bound
I wish I was homeworld bound
Home
Where I'm technoscapin'
Home
Where my I-tunes playin'
Home
Where my Roomba's waiting
Silently for me

Every day's an endless dream
Of rocky moons and Helium 3
And each town looks the same to me
The landing pads and factories
And every alien's face I see
Reminds me that I long to be
Homeworld bound

Chorus

Tonight I'll fly to Titan again
Refuel on methane and pretend
That my lunch didn't come back to me
That pilot's got a deathwish, you see
He was giggling maniacally
I think he's got it in for me

Chorus



Feelin' Gooey
(to the tune of Simon & Garfunkel's "Feelin' Groovy")


Slow it down, you're oozing too fast
You've got to make the goopiness last
Just slimin' down the cobblestones
You'd better run or you'll get gooey

Hello Odo, whatcha knowin'?
Looks like your bucket's overflowin'
Ain't ya got no slime for me?
Gobble-dee-gook ya, feelin' gooey

They call me the Blob and yell about glop
I'm studied and molded and thrown with a splot
Let the morning cartoons make a hero of me
Slime I love you, all is gooey


These are the filk songs I came up with some time ago. It occured to me I hadn't posted them on here, so here they are. This is what happens when I listen to Simon and Garfunkel when I'm in a weird mood.

Oy!