Just read on Yahoo News that Apple's getting complaints about the scratch-prone and defective screens on the new Nanos.

Too bad, so sad, she said while she giggles evilly with her pristine silver 4 gig Mini in its protective silicone JamJacket! Not a scratch. Not one. I took it out of the box, stuffed it into the JamJacket, and not a scratch.

Get a life, losers, and stop complaining because you went out and got the Hottest New Thing before all the bugs were worked out! And while you're at it, get a case for the damned thing.

Ai-yi-yi...