After all the trouble... It is jaw-droppingly perfect.

The spine is perfect. Either somebody at CafePress fixed it or I did it right and the system didn't show it correctly, but the title and author text is perfectly centered, no white bits at the top and bottom, it's just as it should be. The purple and red shimmery background on the back cover and spine is bright but doesn't overwhelm the text on the back cover or spine. The ISBN is just where it should be. The chapters all start on a new page as they should. Everything is perfect.

I just got through fixing up my CafePress storefront too, so even that looks respectable and halfway classy now.

Can I cook or what?!